To tweet or not to tweet. . . That is the question

1. What is your twitter handle?
   I will not be answering these questions to your satisfaction, Professor. I simply do not see the point in Twitter.  Therefore, I do not have a handle.
   
2. What is your primary tool for tweeting (tweeter website, tweet deck, mobile device)? Why have you chosen this tool?
   I have no use for any of these tools. 
   
3. What difficulties did you have setting up your Twitter account?
   None at all except deciding that I did not want to make a twitter account for your benefit.
   
4. What good is this technology? What could it be useful for?
   It is used for idle gossip and nothing else. 
   
5. Did you notice the opportunities for social interaction? (alternately, are you afraid that you’ll be talking to the void?)
   I would be afraid that I would be talking to the void if I had decided to do this, but as I have decided not to I have no fears.
   
6. What are the drawbacks of this technology? Why doesn’t everybody tweet?
   I know that I don't tweet because it is a waste of time because nobody knows who is really behind the tweet. You can say that you are Ryan Gosling, but is it really him?
   
7. Given your current experience, do you think that you will use this technology after the class is over? 
   Never. I never started using it. Thank you and I am sorry to disappoint you.